Daily English Crumbs (Advanced): Ifs

What would you do if you found... (how would you react - words, facial expressions; what would you say; what would you do with the objects)

a wallet with a one-way flight ticket to Sydney

a rare ancient artefact

a teddy bear with a pound of heroin sewed inside

What would you do if you were given... (how would you react - words, facial expressions; what would you say; what would you do with the objects)

a Cannes Film Festival V.I.P. voucher

an autographed but sweat-wet English national team shirt of David Beckham

a snowball from the Himalayas preserved in a transparent thermos bottle

Finish the following sentences:

If I found a hornet's nest in my toilet room, I would...

If I hadn't become a/an (job), I would have probably...