Halloween Jokes activity 2

Níže naleznete dedet vtipů, kterým se v angličtině říká ONE-LINERS, tedy jednořádkové vtipy. Vyberte vhodné doplnění, aby vtip byl vtipný.

Pamatujte, že mnohdy jde o hrátky se slovy, vtipy jsou pak založeny např. na polysémii (slova mají více významů), homonymii (dvě slova se stejně píší a čtou, jsou to ale ve skutečnosti dvě úplně jiná slova) či homofonii (dvě slova se jinak píší ale stejně vyslovují).

1. How can you tell if a vampire has a cold? – By his ________.

   1. castle
   2. coffin
   3. stake
   4. teeth

2. How can you tell if the Boogey Man is in your house? – All your ________ gone!

   1. soap is
   2. tissues are
   3. toothpaste is
   4. towels are

3. Why did the witches cancel their baseball game? – Because they ran out of ________!

   1. bats
   2. cats
   3. frogs
   4. toads

4. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? – ________.

   1. Fries
   2. Jelly
   3. Pie
   4. Steak

5. Why was the Baby vampire scared to go to the bathroom? – Because he was scared of the ________.

   1. light
   2. mirror
   3. soap
   4. water

6. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? – ________!

   1. You rule
   2. You stink
   3. You suck
   4. You're a nobody

7. How do you make a witch scratch? – Take away the ________.

   1. C
   2. H
   3. T
   4. W

8. Who goes to the monster's PTA? – Mummies and ________.

   1. deadies
   2. dummies
   3. vampies
   4. zombies

9. Why do pumpkins never quarrel? – Because they have no ________ for fighting.

   1. brains
   2. guts
   3. stomach
   4. time

10. Who was the ________ favorite politician? – Al Gore.

    1. ghost's
    2. vampire's
    3. werewolf's
    4. witch's