Sandwitch
Tuhle mě zrovna napadlo slovo sandwitch
písečná ježibaba

Re: Sandwitch
Sandwitch je sice dobry vymysl, ale bohuzel se to pise sandwich, takze z neho pisecna jezibaba asi nikdy nebude Ale skoda, byla by to sranda...

this was really nice

crazy and perfect poem

Guinea pig má svou historii o převozu morčat, které lidem připadaly jako malá prasátka, z Guineje do Anglie, ale překlad je vážně komický

Písečná ježibaba..to by se asi Jeník s Mařenou pěkně divili

Cool
Luxusni basen

Face it czech is even more stupid.
Sitting in the bus I overheard a conversation. I translate it in english to show the stupidity of czech.

Hiya.. I wondered if you still need something from Tescou...

Tescou ??!??

Yes Tescou ....
You know Tesca....

-Tesca ???

-Yes Tescoe...
That place with many door....

-Door ???
Ah you mean multiple entrances...

-Yes. Tesco.....

-Ah you mean if I still need something from Tesco... Why didnt you just say so ?

-Because I am a stupid czech person and have the strange urge to change words and names of people...

U see czech is a undeveloped language wich doesn't even have plural for door...(doors)
English by far has the most words of all laguages making it easy to explain oneselves... while czech uses one word with many different meanings.. A lot of the times they have no idea what is meant by writing text cause of this.. Now tell me? Is english still so stupid???
;-) arriverderci

Re: Face it czech is even more stupid.
Someone is trying to act clever, I see... And yes, Czech DOES have plural for door.

Re: Face it czech is even more stupid.
Podle mě je ale čeština vyvinutá až příliš - většinou si to neuvědomujeme, ale máme dvě množná čísla
Jednotné č.: jedna kočka
1. mn.č.: tři kočky
2. mn.č.: pět koček

Ty se sice projevují jenom v některých pádech, nicméně můj známý, cizinec, s tím má velké problémy, a já od něj musím snést nejednu stížnost;)

Some explainations for narrowminded people. Languages have origins and developtm
Hamburger

The word "Hamburger" comes from Hamburg, Germany; the inhabitants of this city are also known as "Hamburger" in German but as Hamburgians in English. In Germany, local traditional snacks are often named after the place of origin, like the Frankfurter (also known as a hotdog), the Berliner (a type of "doughnut") or (Nürnberger) Bratwurst. In Hamburg it was common to put a piece of roast pork into a roll, called Rundstück warm, although this is missing the "essence" of the modern hamburger, which is ground meat. Yet another theory however states that also in Hamburg, Germany, meatscraps, similar to modern ground beef were served on a Brötchen,<2> a round bun-shaped piece of bread. It is said that German immigrants then took the Hamburger to the United States, where the bun was added, creating the modern Hamburger.


Eggplant

he name of eggplant was given it by Europeans in the middle of the eighteenth century because the variety they knew had fruits that were the shape and size of goose eggs. That variety also had fruits that are a whitish or yellowish colour rather than the wine purple that is more familiar to us nowadays. So the sort they knew really did look as though it had fruits like eggs.

In Britain, it is usually called an aubergine, a name which was borrowed through French and Catalan from its Arabic name al-badinjan. That word had reached Arabic through Persian from the Sanskrit vatimgana, which indicates how long it has been cultivated in India. In India, it has in the past been called brinjal, a word which comes from the same Arabic source as British aubergine,

Guinea Pig

Why it should have that name is a mystery; the Oxford English Dictionary hazards a guess that it might have been confused with the Guinea hog, a hardy species of pig which did come from the Guinea coast of Africa, was taken to the US as part of the slave trade, and was at one time a common homestead pig in rural America. The problem with this, as the OED?s editors surely knew, is that guinea pig is actually about a century older as a term in English than guinea hog, which is known from 1664. The guinea pig was early on also called the Spanish coney (coney being the old name for a rabbit, which was applied by sailors and explorers to any small, furry, vaguely rabbit-like animal they encountered; Spanish because it came from the Spanish colonies in South America); it has been suggested that coney became corrupted to guinea. Yet a third story suggests that it was first brought to Britain in Guineamen, vessels that did the triangular voyage to Guinea and the New World as part of the slave trade, but similar problems about dating crop up here. Either way, it seems to have ended up being called a pig because it does squeal a bit like one. The animal became quite widely known in Europe and America from the eighteenth century on.

English Muffin

The word "muffin" appeared as a word in Britain around the 11th century A.D., derived from the Old French Moufflet, which meant "soft" in reference to bread.

The origin as an English muffin is somewhat unclear. Instructions for cooking a similar flat bread have existed since at least 1747, although credit for the phrase "English muffin" is often given to Samuel Bath Thomas, an English baker who emigrated to New York City and began producing his "muffins" around 1880. The Merriam-Webster dictionary, however, gives the phrase's origin as 1902.

Before the popularity of baking powder raised muffins, English Muffins were referred to in England simply as "muffins", however the word "muffin" now refers to both muffins and English muffins in the UK, but usually context makes it clear which type is being talked about.

Boxing Ring

The name ring is an atavism from when contests were fought in a roughly drawn circle on the ground, the name ring continued with the Jack Broughton rules (1743) specifying a small circle in the centre of the fight area where the boxers met at the start of each round. The first square ring was introduced by the Pugilistic Society in 1838, the ring was specified as 24 feet square and bound by two ropes.

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Re: Some explainations for narrowminded people. Languages have origins and devel
Yeah, right. If someone is narrow-minded, then someone else has no sense of humor.

Další slovo
a co Butterfly? Lítací máslo, máslová moucha??

What does eat humanitarian.. Best..

velmi zajimavy clanek..moc se mi libil a hned jsem ho poslala svemu britskemu priteli..doufam,ze neni narrow-minded..

Písečná ježivaba
Zdar, já tohle používám jako pžezdívku, protože mi kámoši říkaj Sendvič, rozhodně mi sandtwich připadá lepší než sandwich. Přaklad je mi totálně volnej, hold jem písečná čarodějnice

Human race = lidská rasa, ale v té závorce to znamená závod!
(a to už nemluvím o tom, že ten RACE může být OF COURSE, tedy z trati )

Jak je, prosím, množné číslo od footstep, footsteps nebo feetstep?

Re:
Samozřejmě FOOTSTEPS. Základem slova je STEP.

wow...
i love this poem..
then why have English as the international language..

Aha co jsem vymyslelid bean keen win dean's tin in inn?

Velmi jsem se pobavil
Díky. Pravda je, že vše je vždy o lidech a ne o jazyku

DOOR
dveře...? Množné? Pomnožné snad...třeba jako trousers, scissers...není to to samé?

Re: DOOR
To rozhodně není. A door IS. Trousers ARE.

tyo nemůžete mi někdo sehnat podobný slova v češtině??

...a co tohle:
Come shall ten well bloat? Ten well bloat shall bleat....Já vím, blbý, ale dost angličtinářů s tím má problém )